Random musings

Messages flood the inbox I have nothing more to say A Bird of paradise causes a flutter Every time she passes my way The winter sun shining not so bright Bring hope into this Gloomy day The loss of words strikes me hard I fall into the pit and hit the bottom hard I am left speechless by the bird of prey Blessed with an eagle eye for the humble and wry She swoops down upon to pick me up I was shattered n shorn Lonely n forlorn Until she helped me today A moment of magic transformed my moments of despair I wanted to confess but was left stranded outside her lair She had an aura of fantasy Was a glorious little enigma Reality or imagination She was full of a charisma And when she transforms, From a royal beast to a ballistic beauty The Gods almost forget their duty Angels whisper in hushed tones The devil waits for her to come back home In anguish and waiting for repair She comes as breath of fresh air From the land of the purple trees Chirpy like the parrots Attracted to her as rabbits

I hope that the sun shines down on the sea And that the sea will burst into a dance of glee The splashing waves the sultry babes I hope they will drench the city Cool the heat of the scalding sun Who shall win the war between the earth and the sun Jumping into the ocean I become the oceans chief ,the seas call me commander The sun was my foe n my army raging with thunder Could this be our biggest blunder The sun was burning in a fit of rage Like a hungry tiger let out of its cage With nothing to lose and all ready for the game I leady my jittery watery army into the battle plain He spits fire My army upto it Balls of fury smothered my cavalry My infantry shootsout guns of water But the bullets fizzle out with a hiss and splatter The war goes on and I smell a rat Some of my people are fighting for the sun. Oh! Drat They are hell bent on destroying the seas All I wanted was to see them run and flee They smoked the skies n burnt the trees Filled up my ocean with their shit for free My arm

My research ends with Google search Trying to find my true self Delving into my thoughts Search spiders scrambling my brains My mind is roaming in the alpine plains Plunging into the pacific from there My mind is on a trip to nowhere No stone unturned No site unsearched The results are about to be shown to me Alas! Google returns no results for me Confused yet determined in the search for glory I head towards unexplored territory I stare and gaze at the library steps Hoping this will lead me to my destiny A building so far I hadn’t entered before Was supposedly my pathway to glory? The spirit walk was about to begin No one to disturb me I am engulfed by an atmosphere of serenity So I sit at a desk My mind calm n cool I close my eyes to think But all I can see is an ocean of ink! Drowning into my sketchy thoughts I fall into slumber When I wake up, I find myself amidst logs of lumber Been thrown out of the place I gather myself as my thoughts pick up pace The librarian, an evil bitch to

Excuse me! Said the student to the teacher, once I have a doubt, are u a dunce? You try to explain, but I don’t understand You try and try, but so do i After a while my mind begins to fly From the depths of the ocean to the heights of the sky My mind wanders like an amphibious butterfly Wings of fire, fluttering at the speed of souls I fly so fast that I scare the ghouls I burn out my wings my heart begins to sing And soon I forget all about the class, oh! Dear And all I desire is a glassful of beer 

A Blizzard of snow makes the world go slow A ray of shine Makes a bad Monday fine Alabaster,armenta and Orscenia all of Tuesday' s colours in my head Sleeping through Wednesday on my bed no worries no tension no money no pension The flowers continue to wilt away The worries seem to come and stay Trafficking my sorrows and peddling my grief Ir realize i have woken but am still in my briefs My destiny lay elsewhere i was treading the wrong path Questions never cease to end Why is a curve also a bend A bump in the path or a runway to glory Art on Thursday Tiredness of the body Friday night mayhem for Saturday night derby A day's chore a night of slumber ,excuse me could i have ur phone number add me to your shopping cart eat in or takeaway keep it or use and throw away A xerox copy of my feelings put up for sale on eBay some bids come someone will take them away and maybe remember to die another day by Sunday all shall be gone and little to stay all i know is that i live for

Free me! Said a lonely bird Cry like the river Sadness in my heart My wings began to quiver Winter nights chill my bones The sun stopped to shine The moonlight was sublime The empty road, my empty heart Nothing to fear, i have no heart Stone cold the breath inside Fighting winter like a brave knight Winter in the month of July Never heard of such a lie? A wintry watery imaginary heart Some warmth required Some love desired With abated breath Staring at a ghastly myth Serenading across the moor Across the sky neither dark nor azure The world made no sense A state of despair I was alone from a pair No one to share hope with No one to grieve One step wrong and all was lost Like a survivor of a blast Hope and tragedy Some help needed No problems- just go to bed.

The years roll on the tears flow on Time Burns,Time heals its like i slipped on a banana peel Made a laughing stock out of myself Thats all i could manage without any help Friends turn foes n foes turn friends Its just the beginning of the change of trends Held guilty for not heeding to ad'vice' of my friends Change of motives, change in plans Blood,Sin, Betrayal, Money, Bedlam Things are changing like a rotating fan How stupid do i make myself sound i feel like a rabbit being chased by a hound FUCK! the world ,good turns bad Motives have changed for good or bad

I rode into the storm alone, Didn't know what was in store for me.... Left me wondering at my foolishness.. To venture into the stormy sea.. No worry no tension.. No money no pension.. Bravado or plain stupidity.. Reducing danger to a mere fallacy.. as i gazed into the starry skies The grander scheme of things played out.. Everything became ever so clear.. Who am i to change the past or the future.. Am i the king or the pawn.. Left waiting for a new dawn.. A new day comes A new adventure shall come

BIRDIE BIRDIE IN THE SKY, DROPPED A POOPIE IN MY EYE, ME DONT WORRY, ME DONT CRY ME JUST HAPPY COZ COWZ DONT FLY

There once was a well-dressed man, Who made a young lady a fan, She gave him her number, He laid pipe like a plumber, Then before she awoke he ran. All the fair lasses kept starin', At a lad in the tavern MacLaren, They fought for this stud, In their bras and the mud, Must be that pinstripe he's wearin'. There was a young lass from Killarney, Who promised a gentleman named Arnie, That she only was his Though a fat lie this is, 'Cause last night she was screaming O'Barney. A man in a sharp navy blazer Clearly hand-tailored by razor, Went on a roll, Captured his goal, And never got tagged by a laser. I was in love with a chick named Pam, Who showed me pics of her fam, Pretty cute cat, But her mom was fat, So I dumped her that night on the tram.

Control alter delete.... My life never followed this instruction.. It never reset like my PC after an error.. Errors are a part of my process.. Wish there was a task manager who controlled my active processes.. My mind gets weighed down with a deluge of facts.. Almost hitting of as Hard in the gastro-intestinal tract... Rhyming words never made much sense But still in an age to achieve poetic beauty there has to be a pact.. Holy WWW shit,Sync up with my Pod, Lets go fishing without a rod Random is a state of mind... Never thought much abou something Or anything much about something She had driven me crazy In the winter sun i suffer heartburn On the green blades of glassy grass I lay there stoned as a red meteor from outer space.. Musings of a broken heart... The emptiness of feelings in the vast wilderness of this ugly world Life as it is in this Dog eat Pig Universe of ours.. The pain lingers ... The sense of achievement lost in oblivion.. Respect, Power, Agony, Dogma... All part o

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty dumpty had a great fall... All the king horses and all the kings men Kicked him and threw him again.. Avram Grant had pudding n pie, Kissed the players n made them cry, And when Abrahamovic came out to play He kissed him too coz they were all gay :D

classwork

Primary school teacher in London: "Today children, we'll be talking about football...I want everyone in the class to raise there hand if you support Chelsea" , everyone in the class raises an hand except young Billy at the back of the room..."Billy, how come you don't support CHELSEA like the rest of your classmates?", "well miss, my dad was born in Manchester so he supports Manchester United ,my mum was born in Manchester united so she supports Man utd.and I was born in Manchester Utd . so i'll support Manchester United as well" replies Billy, "You know Billy, you don't always have to follow what your mum and dad do, I mean...if your dad was a burglar and your mum was a prostitute what would you do?" asks the teacher....Billy looks disgruntled and replies "i'd probably be a Chelsea supporter like the rest of the class!!!!!!"

Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ******************** Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ******************** Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie man, 'What have you got there?' Said the pie man unto Simon, 'Pies, you dumb ass' ******************** Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ******************** Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ***** ****** * ******** Georgie Porgy pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry.

The only I waited for her to be one with me Separation between us was ‘he’ He was an idiot although smart and bright I challenged him to fight or flight The fight ensued, he was no weakling Whatever the result, the fight was to be thrilling The crowds cheered, some booed us thru The cops came and placed their bets too The odds were stacked against me four to one At this point he took out his gun Then shocked and stunned I fell to the ground Some smiled and left, some stayed and frowned Then I realized he had the brains of a goat I was lying there hapless as the captain of a sinking boat He assumed me to be scared and intimidated But my courage was just a façade I was frightened to the core But I wouldn’t let him make her his whore Butting on a brave face was never so hard My hands were trembling so was my back The raging sense of pain flaming inside The fire of passion burning bright His eyes were glowing embers, the gun shone in his hand All I could think was how to ask for her hand T

I fell asleep in history class Dreamt I was laying on a patch of grass Listening to my 120 petabyte iPod On this one song my head began to nod It had a brilliant, damn catchy tune I liked the fast beats also pretty soon The lyrics were simple but happy so at least they weren't filled with bloody emo Mrs Fernandez, that wrinkled bitch She woke me up and she gave me a speech Through it all I remembered the song Except for the fact that the lyrics were gone La la la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la That's what I sang, that's what I sang. All the kids gave me a funny look But I didn't stop, and that's what it took Everyone started to sing along Even Mrs Fernandez, the bitch, liked the song. La la la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la la

Roses are Green, Violets are Yellow, But I am not a dirty fellow, And becoz u r always on my mind, I have become colourblind! U r my rose, I am ur flower. U r my bulb ,I am ur power. Without u in my life there is no light. Will u go dancing with me tonight??

starkle starkle little twink who the hell you are I think I'm not under what you call the alcofluence of incohol I'm just a little slort of sheep I'm not drunk like tinkle peep I don't know who is me yet but the drunker I stand here the longer I get Just give me one more drink to fill me cup 'cuz I got all day sober to Sunday up

In the city ashore There lived a whore Her stomach starved for flour Spread eagle on the floor The trucker came aboard And she was left all floored No one cared for her pain It was all about gain The bitches in the house Were all scared of the mouse No one was alert enough To even hear her cough She screamed and moaned Till it appeared she was stoned The trucker was having fun As his hand reached out for his gun And in the still of the night He sensed her fright And shot the whore in her ass So there stood the lass Who was stoned by the gas She could feel no pain There was nothing left to gain She moaned in ecstasy As he crept out of his darkest fantasy And she lay there alone Wanting to go home There was not an iota of shame And the poet thinks the poem is lame

The sky was grey and like a blur, All I could do was to think of her, She left me, betrayed me But still I thought she loved me I was a fool to fall in love with that girl But here I was mourning in betrayal. The raindrops splittering-splattering on the road I had nothing to do but stand there getting bored, I stared across the road for a while, There was nothing but emptiness for a mile, Nature was sleeping, The skies were weeping. The wind in my hair… Heightened my sense of despair I thought about the aim of my life Was it all reduced to find myself a wife? Who would take care of me and my family too? Or maybe treat me like an animal from the zoo… Then suddenly something caught my eye Like a bolt of lightening from the sky I saw a pretty girl wearing a small little frock Standing in the rain as still as a rock Her eyes were like emeralds and her faced glowed like the sun As I approached her she began to run I followed her till the bridge across the river As then she stopped and began

Oh! Snowball packed with care, Smack a head that’s Unaware. Then with freezing Ice to Spare, Melt and soak through Underwear. Fly straight and true, Hit hard and square, This Oh! Snowball is my prayer.