Chelsea vs Manchester United
Primary school teacher in London: "Today children, we'll be talking about football...I want everyone in the class to raise there hand if you support Chelsea" , everyone in the class raises an hand except young Billy at the back of the room..."Billy, how come you don't support CHELSEA like the rest of your classmates?", "well miss, my dad was born in Manchester so he supports Manchester United ,my mum was born in Manchester united so she supports Man utd.and I was born in Manchester Utd . so i'll support Manchester United as well" replies Billy, "You know Billy, you don't always have to follow what your mum and dad do, I mean...if your dad was a burglar and your mum was a prostitute what would you do?" asks the teacher....Billy looks disgruntled and replies "i'd probably be a Chelsea supporter like the rest of the class!!!!!!"