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Engineers defined

An engineer is a person who passes as an exciting technical expert on the basis of being able to turn out with prolific fortitude, infinite strings of incomprehensive estimates calculated with microscopic precision from vague assumptions and debatable figures taken from inconclusive data obtained with recording devices of problematical accuracy by uninformed persons of doubtful reliability and questionable mentality

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Assignment

Tis a favourite project of mine, A new value of pi to assign. I would fix it at 3, For it's simpler, you see, Than 3 point 1 4 1 5 9 Another favourite project of mine, a new value of g ,I shall assign, I would fix it at 10 metres per second square coz 9.81 just doesn't seem fair ! A value of G i shall assign to prove that gravity is created not just divine it will be equal to the sum of roots , of the remainder of the product of apple like fruits a value of k i shall i assign, this value shall be divine it wont be a number it wont have a name it will be supernatural and put other constants to shame