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Mind games

She whispered "will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me." She said "I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times And said it can be sore." It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been a size. "Calm yourself" he whispered "His face filled with a grin "Try and open wider So I can get it in." "It's coming now" he whispered "I know" she cried in bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said "I am glad I'm having this." And with a final effort She gave a frightened shout He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out. She lay back quite contended Sighed and gave a smile She said "I'm glad I came now You made it worth my while." Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find Is not what you imagined It's...

Ctrl+Alt+Delete

Control alter delete.... My life never followed this instruction.. It never reset like my PC after an error.. Errors are a part of my process.. Wish there was a task manager who controlled my active processes.. My mind gets weighed down with a deluge of facts.. Almost hitting of as Hard in the gastro-intestinal tract... Rhyming words never made much sense But still in an age to achieve poetic beauty there has to be a pact.. Holy WWW shit,Sync up with my Pod, Lets go fishing without a rod Random is a state of mind... Never thought much abou something Or anything much about something She had driven me crazy In the winter sun i suffer heartburn On the green blades of glassy grass I lay there stoned as a red meteor from outer space.. Musings of a broken heart... The emptiness of feelings in the vast wilderness of this ugly world Life as it is in this Dog eat Pig Universe of ours.. The pain lingers ... The sense of achievement lost in oblivion.. Respect, Power, Agony, Dogma... All part o...

random poetry

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty dumpty had a great fall... All the king horses and all the kings men Kicked him and threw him again.. Avram Grant had pudding n pie, Kissed the players n made them cry, And when Abrahamovic came out to play He kissed him too coz they were all gay :D

Poetry we missed out in nursery...

Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ******************** Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ******************** Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie man, 'What have you got there?' Said the pie man unto Simon, 'Pies, you dumb ass' ******************** Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ******************** Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ***** ****** * ******** Georgie Porgy pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. ...

street fight

The only I waited for her to be one with me Separation between us was ‘he’ He was an idiot although smart and bright I challenged him to fight or flight The fight ensued, he was no weakling Whatever the result, the fight was to be thrilling The crowds cheered, some booed us thru The cops came and placed their bets too The odds were stacked against me four to one At this point he took out his gun Then shocked and stunned I fell to the ground Some smiled and left, some stayed and frowned Then I realized he had the brains of a goat I was lying there hapless as the captain of a sinking boat He assumed me to be scared and intimidated But my courage was just a façade I was frightened to the core But I wouldn’t let him make her his whore Butting on a brave face was never so hard My hands were trembling so was my back The raging sense of pain flaming inside The fire of passion burning bright His eyes were glowing embers, the gun shone in his hand All I could think was how to ask for her hand T...

reality bytes!!!

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Is it real?? Things that don't really exist.....