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(This poem was nominated by UN as the best poem of 2008, Written by an African Kid.) When I born, I black When I grow up, I black When I go in Sun, I black When I scared, I black When I sick, I black And when I die, I still black And you white fellow When you born, you pink When you grow up, you white When you go in sun, you red When you cold, you blue When you scared, you yellow When you sick, you green And when you die, you gray And you calling me colored?

After weeks of intense behind-the-scenes manoeuvring in which Luca Di Montezemolo, the Ferrari president, has sought to lead the charge against the FIA, motor sport’s governing body, and Max Mosley, its president, the board of the Italian car manufacturer said that it will not enter next year’s World Championship unless plans for a voluntary £40 million budget cap are changed. The company said that it wanted the same rules in place for all the teams, stability of technical regulations and progress on cutting costs along the lines proposed by the Formula One Teams Association (FOTA), which is led by Di Montezemolo and which has favoured a more cautious approach to budget-trimming. “If these indispensable principles are not respected, and if the regulations adopted for 2010 will not change, then Ferrari does not intend to enter its cars in the next Formula One World Championship,” the company said. Referring to the FIA’s World Motor Sport Council meeting on April 29, which approved the 2...

Instead of Astrological Signs, how about these .. What's Your Business Sign? 1. MARKETING You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales. 2. SALES Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without a degree." You are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you and begs you to take their money, you like to avoid contact with customers so you can "concentrate on the big picture." You seek admiration for your golf game throughout your life. 3. TECHNOLOGY Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are instead content to completely control everything that happens at your workplace. Often even YOU don't understand what you are saying but who the hell can tell. It is written that Geeks shall inherit the Earth. 4. ENGINEERING To the engineer, all...

She whispered "will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me." She said "I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times And said it can be sore." It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been a size. "Calm yourself" he whispered "His face filled with a grin "Try and open wider So I can get it in." "It's coming now" he whispered "I know" she cried in bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said "I am glad I'm having this." And with a final effort She gave a frightened shout He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out. She lay back quite contended Sighed and gave a smile She said "I'm glad I came now You made it worth my while." Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find Is not what you imagined It's...

Messages flood the inbox I have nothing more to say A Bird of paradise causes a flutter Every time she passes my way The winter sun shining not so bright Bring hope into this Gloomy day The loss of words strikes me hard I fall into the pit and hit the bottom hard I am left speechless by the bird of prey Blessed with an eagle eye for the humble and wry She swoops down upon to pick me up I was shattered n shorn Lonely n forlorn Until she helped me today A moment of magic transformed my moments of despair I wanted to confess but was left stranded outside her lair She had an aura of fantasy Was a glorious little enigma Reality or imagination She was full of a charisma And when she transforms, From a royal beast to a ballistic beauty The Gods almost forget their duty Angels whisper in hushed tones The devil waits for her to come back home In anguish and waiting for repair She comes as breath of fresh air From the land of the purple trees Chirpy like the parrots Attracted to her as rabbits ...

I hope that the sun shines down on the sea And that the sea will burst into a dance of glee The splashing waves the sultry babes I hope they will drench the city Cool the heat of the scalding sun Who shall win the war between the earth and the sun Jumping into the ocean I become the oceans chief ,the seas call me commander The sun was my foe n my army raging with thunder Could this be our biggest blunder The sun was burning in a fit of rage Like a hungry tiger let out of its cage With nothing to lose and all ready for the game I leady my jittery watery army into the battle plain He spits fire My army upto it Balls of fury smothered my cavalry My infantry shootsout guns of water But the bullets fizzle out with a hiss and splatter The war goes on and I smell a rat Some of my people are fighting for the sun. Oh! Drat They are hell bent on destroying the seas All I wanted was to see them run and flee They smoked the skies n burnt the trees Filled up my ocean with their shit for free My arm...

My research ends with Google search Trying to find my true self Delving into my thoughts Search spiders scrambling my brains My mind is roaming in the alpine plains Plunging into the pacific from there My mind is on a trip to nowhere No stone unturned No site unsearched The results are about to be shown to me Alas! Google returns no results for me Confused yet determined in the search for glory I head towards unexplored territory I stare and gaze at the library steps Hoping this will lead me to my destiny A building so far I hadn’t entered before Was supposedly my pathway to glory? The spirit walk was about to begin No one to disturb me I am engulfed by an atmosphere of serenity So I sit at a desk My mind calm n cool I close my eyes to think But all I can see is an ocean of ink! Drowning into my sketchy thoughts I fall into slumber When I wake up, I find myself amidst logs of lumber Been thrown out of the place I gather myself as my thoughts pick up pace The librarian, an evil bitch to...