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Tis a favourite project of mine, A new value of pi to assign. I would fix it at 3, For it's simpler, you see, Than 3 point 1 4 1 5 9 Another favourite project of mine, a new value of g ,I shall assign, I would fix it at 10 metres per second square coz 9.81 just doesn't seem fair ! A value of G i shall assign to prove that gravity is created not just divine it will be equal to the sum of roots , of the remainder of the product of apple like fruits a value of k i shall i assign, this value shall be divine it wont be a number it wont have a name it will be supernatural and put other constants to shame

(This poem was nominated by UN as the best poem of 2008, Written by an African Kid.) When I born, I black When I grow up, I black When I go in Sun, I black When I scared, I black When I sick, I black And when I die, I still black And you white fellow When you born, you pink When you grow up, you white When you go in sun, you red When you cold, you blue When you scared, you yellow When you sick, you green And when you die, you gray And you calling me colored?

After weeks of intense behind-the-scenes manoeuvring in which Luca Di Montezemolo, the Ferrari president, has sought to lead the charge against the FIA, motor sport’s governing body, and Max Mosley, its president, the board of the Italian car manufacturer said that it will not enter next year’s World Championship unless plans for a voluntary £40 million budget cap are changed. The company said that it wanted the same rules in place for all the teams, stability of technical regulations and progress on cutting costs along the lines proposed by the Formula One Teams Association (FOTA), which is led by Di Montezemolo and which has favoured a more cautious approach to budget-trimming. “If these indispensable principles are not respected, and if the regulations adopted for 2010 will not change, then Ferrari does not intend to enter its cars in the next Formula One World Championship,” the company said. Referring to the FIA’s World Motor Sport Council meeting on April 29, which approved the 2

Instead of Astrological Signs, how about these .. What's Your Business Sign? 1. MARKETING You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales. 2. SALES Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without a degree." You are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you and begs you to take their money, you like to avoid contact with customers so you can "concentrate on the big picture." You seek admiration for your golf game throughout your life. 3. TECHNOLOGY Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are instead content to completely control everything that happens at your workplace. Often even YOU don't understand what you are saying but who the hell can tell. It is written that Geeks shall inherit the Earth. 4. ENGINEERING To the engineer, all

She whispered "will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered he "It's a very simple process, You can rely on me." She said "I'm very frightened, I've not had this before. My friend has had it five times And said it can be sore." It was growing rather painful Tears formed in her eyes It was hurting quite a bit now It must have been a size. "Calm yourself" he whispered "His face filled with a grin "Try and open wider So I can get it in." "It's coming now" he whispered "I know" she cried in bliss Feeling it deep within her now She said "I am glad I'm having this." And with a final effort She gave a frightened shout He gripped it in anguish And quickly pulled it out. She lay back quite contended Sighed and gave a smile She said "I'm glad I came now You made it worth my while." Now if you read this carefully The dentist you will find Is not what you imagined It's