Random musings

BIRDIE BIRDIE IN THE SKY, DROPPED A POOPIE IN MY EYE, ME DONT WORRY, ME DONT CRY ME JUST HAPPY COZ COWZ DONT FLY

There once was a well-dressed man, Who made a young lady a fan, She gave him her number, He laid pipe like a plumber, Then before she awoke he ran. All the fair lasses kept starin', At a lad in the tavern MacLaren, They fought for this stud, In their bras and the mud, Must be that pinstripe he's wearin'. There was a young lass from Killarney, Who promised a gentleman named Arnie, That she only was his Though a fat lie this is, 'Cause last night she was screaming O'Barney. A man in a sharp navy blazer Clearly hand-tailored by razor, Went on a roll, Captured his goal, And never got tagged by a laser. I was in love with a chick named Pam, Who showed me pics of her fam, Pretty cute cat, But her mom was fat, So I dumped her that night on the tram.

Control alter delete.... My life never followed this instruction.. It never reset like my PC after an error.. Errors are a part of my process.. Wish there was a task manager who controlled my active processes.. My mind gets weighed down with a deluge of facts.. Almost hitting of as Hard in the gastro-intestinal tract... Rhyming words never made much sense But still in an age to achieve poetic beauty there has to be a pact.. Holy WWW shit,Sync up with my Pod, Lets go fishing without a rod Random is a state of mind... Never thought much abou something Or anything much about something She had driven me crazy In the winter sun i suffer heartburn On the green blades of glassy grass I lay there stoned as a red meteor from outer space.. Musings of a broken heart... The emptiness of feelings in the vast wilderness of this ugly world Life as it is in this Dog eat Pig Universe of ours.. The pain lingers ... The sense of achievement lost in oblivion.. Respect, Power, Agony, Dogma... All part o...

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty dumpty had a great fall... All the king horses and all the kings men Kicked him and threw him again.. Avram Grant had pudding n pie, Kissed the players n made them cry, And when Abrahamovic came out to play He kissed him too coz they were all gay :D

classwork

Primary school teacher in London: "Today children, we'll be talking about football...I want everyone in the class to raise there hand if you support Chelsea" , everyone in the class raises an hand except young Billy at the back of the room..."Billy, how come you don't support CHELSEA like the rest of your classmates?", "well miss, my dad was born in Manchester so he supports Manchester United ,my mum was born in Manchester united so she supports Man utd.and I was born in Manchester Utd . so i'll support Manchester United as well" replies Billy, "You know Billy, you don't always have to follow what your mum and dad do, I mean...if your dad was a burglar and your mum was a prostitute what would you do?" asks the teacher....Billy looks disgruntled and replies "i'd probably be a Chelsea supporter like the rest of the class!!!!!!"

Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ******************** Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ******************** Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie man, 'What have you got there?' Said the pie man unto Simon, 'Pies, you dumb ass' ******************** Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. ******************** Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. ***** ****** * ******** Georgie Porgy pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. ...